I Will Be Kind To Scotsmen.

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I was told by my friend 'S' (who is not Scottish) that she takes issue with a comment I made in the comment section of my Evil post. In the comments, I said "stay away from all Scottish men, period." She thinks it could be taken badly by one of my three readers or something - what are the odds of that, really? But now, I can't stop thinking about it, even though it's probably nothing to anyone but her.

Like Stephen Colbert, I don't "see color" or race. Being a heady mix of bloodlines and raised without racism in my home, I really am non-prejudiced. Admittedly, there is no Scottish in me (well...not permanently...) but the Irish and the English will do, won't it? As a side note, in case anyone's curious, the rest of me is African, Native Indian (Mohawk) and there is a rumour of Italian, a rumour which no one in my complex and secretive family will put to rest. My grandmother had 18 (that's eighteen) children, so anythings's possible on that front. The Italian is there, though, I am convinced, since I am one of the hairiest people I know - and bodily hair of any kind is not in the African or Aboriginal genetic composition, nor is it a major physical feature in the the UK or wherever; however, it is a major feature in the Italian genetic makeup. Plus I always talk with my hands and yearn for passionate vocal expression in kitchens. Okay, I'll stop while I'm ahead. Whatever.

I love men. What I meant in my comments, and what I meant by "hardly harmless" in my post, is that Scottish men are the sexiest men on this earth. Sometimes I don't come right out and say a thing, as it will lead to other thoughts about the thing, which will make make me want to keep writing about it right then and there, which will make my already wordy posts even longer. I try to be as compact as possible, y'know.

Please understand: when I turn and behold the sexual carnage I have wreaked upon my corner of the world, the flaccid bodies which lay steaming there are mostly of the Scottish male persuasion; and I know I must, for the love of all that is decent and good, be kind and cautious in my interactions with them, even at bus stops.

Well, this has been my best reasonable facsimile of a disclaimer, or something, I guess. I don't really care about all this in general, but I will say I regret any offense my lack of forthright communication may have caused, to whoever (mostly to 'S', I'm sure). And yes, I do understand that a human being can be a mix of many races and still be a racist (cuz humans are sooo complex), yadda yadda.

Alrighty then.

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